When you say, “could you guys like move?”

I love Greek Week…#sarcasm


When you lick your spoon and put it back into the jar.


When you don’t help keep the door open for the person behind you.


When everyone asks “who all is going” as if you weren’t enough company.


When you pretend to know how scary it is to leave school in debt when you’re a trust fund baby…

Really? You just tried to have that conversation with me? Please talk to the rest of the student population and see how far it gets you. Laughable.


When the person you’re supposed to meet with gets in the shower at the time you’re supposed to meet.


When a group of people make you walk in the grass because they don’t make room for you on the sidewalk.


When you don’t say, “thank you.”


When someone leaves half their trash on the table after eating.


When people assume you have money.